WASHINGTON — The White House told Ottawa Tuesday all NATO security guarantees are voided retroactively, demanding repayment for defense spending since 1949. Officials described the alliance as a tiered loyalty program forfeited by defection. "You don't get to keep the points if you leave the airline," said State Department spokesman Alan Kress. Canada declined to comment on the invoice.
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White House Voids NATO Guarantees Retroactively, Demands Repayment Since 1949
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“You don't get to keep the points if you leave the airline”
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