WASHINGTON — The Administration dismissed 4,000 career employees Tuesday for projecting an unauthorized sense of stability within the agency. Officials argued that appearing competent contradicted the narrative of necessary radical change. Workers were removed after being observed successfully logging into their computers without assistance.
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White House Dismisses Staff For Projecting Sense Of Stability
Expert Weighs In
“We need blank slates, not people who know how to turn on the lights.”
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