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Jul 9, 2026
Jul 9, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Pauses Offensive Operations Until After Midterm Elections
Jul 9, 2026
Jul 9, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Strike Targets Selected For Campaign Aesthetic
Jul 6, 2026
Jul 6, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Naval Strike Success Based On Explosion Footage Quality
Jul 4, 2026
Jul 4, 2026
Politics
Putin Confirms Command Post Was Temporary Set Built For Broadcast
Jun 28, 2026
Jun 28, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Strike Footage Optimized For Vertical Mobile Viewing
Jun 27, 2026
Jun 27, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Strikes Timed To Meet Q3 Munitions Expenditure Quota
Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Replaces Retiring Generals With Stock Trading Algorithms
Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
Tech
Anthropic Introduces War Crimes Surcharge For Enterprise Clients
Jun 19, 2026
Jun 19, 2026
Politics
Kremlin Redefines 'Interception' As 'Detonation Within City Limits'
Jun 11, 2026
Jun 11, 2026
Politics
Graham Inquires If Kharg Island Seizure Includes Existing Infrastructure
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Politics
Kremlin Unveils 'Ethical Miss' Protocol For Hypersonic Tests
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Sleeping Officer Satisfies AI Oversight Requirement
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
House Ends Iran War By Renaming It 'Overseas Contingency Operation'
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Watchdog To Fund Iran War Probe Using Surplus From Investigated Munitions
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
Russian Defense Ministry Reclassifies Missile Misses As 'Randomized Impact Strategy'
May 31, 2026
May 31, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Releases National Security Strategy As Israeli Defense Catalog Addendum
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Missile Strikes Were Mandatory Quarterly Maintenance Check
May 22, 2026
May 22, 2026
Politics
White House Confirms Troop Deployment To Poland Collateral On Trump Hotel Loan
May 22, 2026
May 22, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Poland Troop Deployment Was Booked Using Personal Amex
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
White House Cancels Iran Strike After Securing Fifth Fleet Naming Rights
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