WASHINGTON — The Treasury Department confirmed the $1,000 federal investment per child will be issued exclusively as non-transferable store credit for the Trump Organization. The app rejects transactions at grocery stores. "It's a stable asset backed by the strength of the brand and the children are collateral," said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. Parents cannot withdraw cash for essentials.
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Treasury Confirms Trump Account Funds Redeemable Only At Resorts
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“It's a stable asset backed by the strength of the brand and the children are collateral”
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