PARIS — The National Assembly repealed the Code Noir Tuesday, apologizing for the 339-year delay inconveniencing legislators. Officials confirmed freedom was now authorized but warned citizens against filing retroactive claims. "The backlog was immense," said Committee Head Pierre Lavigne. "Please understand we are understaffed."
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National Assembly Apologizes For 339-Year Abolition Processing Delay
Expert Weighs In
“The backlog was immense. Please understand we are understaffed.”
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