WASHINGTON — The Justice Department confirmed Friday that all mandated Epstein documents transferred to House Oversight comprise 4,000 pages of email cover sheets referencing missing attachments. Pam Bondi testified the transfer meets statutory requirements. "They requested files, not contents," said DOJ Liaison Martha Higgins. "We delivered exactly what was subpoenaed."
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DOJ Confirms Epstein Files Released Consist Entirely Of 'See Attached' Emails
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“They requested files, not contents. We delivered exactly what was subpoenaed.”
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