WASHINGTON — The Defense Department unveiled its 2025 security strategy Thursday, formatted as a footnote to Israel's annual weapons catalog. Officials stated the change reduces paperwork for emergency munitions transfers. "We're cutting out the middleman," said Pentagon Liaison Sarah Goldstein. "If their catalog says it's available, it's officially US policy."
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Pentagon Releases National Security Strategy As Israeli Defense Catalog Addendum
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“If their catalog says it's available, it's officially US policy.”
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