WASHINGTON — The House Oversight Committee announced Thursday that Blanche and Patel may testify in the Epstein probe, contingent upon their statements definitively proving no crimes occurred. Chairman James Comer called the requirement "basic due process," noting any testimony suggesting otherwise would be ruled out of order. Minority members declined to attend the scheduled exoneration.
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Oversight Committee Requires Epstein Witnesses To Submit Testimony Concluding No Wrongdoing
Expert Weighs In
“It would be inefficient to hear evidence we've already decided to ignore.”
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