WASHINGTON — Trump confirmed nominee Todd Blanche will operate the Justice Department as an extension of his personal legal defense team. Federal resources will now prioritize indemnity strategies over public safety. Career prosecutors were reassigned to document retrieval. "We view the Constitution as a non-binding memo," said Senior DOJ Liaison Mark Rutherford. Officials call this legal consistency.
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Trump Confirms AG Nominee Will Treat Justice Department As Personal Defense Team
Expert Weighs In
“We view the Constitution as a non-binding memo”
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