WASHINGTON — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Thursday that local measles outbreaks will now be resolved through community town hall votes. Kennedy stated that viral transmission should not occur without constituent consent. ICU wards are currently paused pending scheduling of next week's public forum.
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RFK Jr. Announces Measles Outbreaks Will Be Resolved Via Town Hall Vote
Expert Weighs In
“We can't override the will of the constituents regarding their own pathogens.”
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