WASHINGTON — State Department officials confirmed engagement with Tehran is contingent upon Iran accepting a 40-page end-user agreement drafted by the President's attorney. The treaty mandates arbitration in Florida and prohibits nuclear enrichment during peak billing hours. "They can't ignore the checkbox," said Senior Policy Advisor Gary Linden. "Clicking agree binds you to the terms."
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White House Demands Iran Sign Updated Terms Of Service Before Sanctions Lifted
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