WASHINGTON — The Department of Government Efficiency confirmed that New World screwworms are now classified as unregulated disruptive innovators, exempt from federal eradication. Officials stated market forces would naturally discourage infestation. Ranchers must submit disruption tickets via X if larvae appear. "Their lean operational structure is impressive," said DOGE Regional Director Alan Sternglass.
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DOGE Declares Screwworms 'Disruptive Innovators' Exempt From Eradication
Expert Weighs In
“Their lean operational structure is impressive,”
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