WASHINGTON — The White House announced Tuesday that Trump's 35% approval rating will be recalculated to exclude respondents who own vehicles or purchase gasoline. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, "We are removing all data points contaminated by financial hardship." Pollsters confirmed the adjusted rating now stands at 98% among residents of Mar-a-Lago.
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White House Excludes Car Owners From Approval Rating Calculation
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“We are removing all data points contaminated by financial hardship.”
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