MOSCOW — Oligarch Igor Volkov reappeared to meet a state-mandated visibility quota. He signed a form confirming eligibility for asset seizure. Volkov smiled while shaking hands with agents. "His terror is statistically negligible," said Kremlin Spokesman Dmitri Orlov. He departed after notarizing his own indictment.
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Oligarch Reappears To Fulfill State Visibility Quota
Expert Weighs In
“His terror is statistically negligible,”
⚠️ Satirical article. Expert quotes are fictional.


