BERKELEY — The Academic Senate confirmed STEM applicants may satisfy calculus prerequisites via direct cash transfer to the Department Chair. "It's more efficient than grading," said Dean Harold P. Miller. "We know they can't do the math, so we might as well get paid for pretending they can."
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UC Faculty Votes To Replace Math Requirement With Direct Cash Transfer To Department Chair
Expert Weighs In
“We know they can't do the math, so we might as well get paid for pretending they can.”
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