ZURICH — FIFA confirmed Wednesday that all disciplinary rulings are now subject to immediate veto by any sitting head of state via phone call. Referees must pause play while officials authenticate the caller. "We recognize sovereignty supersedes offside traps," said FIFA Communications Director Lars Vogt. "Democracy ends at the penalty box."
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FIFA Installs Direct Dial Hotline For Heads Of State To Overturn Calls
Expert Weighs In
“Democracy ends at the penalty box.”
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