ZURICH — FIFA confirmed Wednesday that outside water bottles are permitted again, provided all contents are immediately transferred into official $18 tournament vessels upon entry. Officials stated the compromise ensures safety while preserving the integrity of partner beverage agreements. "Fan mortality is within projected tolerance levels," said FIFA Director of Fan Experience Lars Vogt.
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FIFA Reverses Water Bottle Ban, Requires Fans Decant Liquids Into Official Branded Cups
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“Fan mortality is within projected tolerance levels.”
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