BRUSSELS — The European Commission announced Tuesday that the €890 million penalty issued to Google for anti-competitive behavior will be processed as a standard transaction fee for continued market dominance. Officials confirmed the wire transfer wipes the slate clean until the next billing cycle. "We're just facilitating the monopoly tax," said EU Competition Spokesman Lars Verhoven.
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EU Reclassifies Google Antitrust Fine As Transaction Fee For Market Dominance
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“We're just facilitating the monopoly tax,”
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