SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI confirmed its model's inability to recall prompts beyond thirty seconds is a deliberate privacy safeguard. The system is designed to forget users immediately. "It's not a bug; it's plausible deniability," said Chief Safety Officer Linda Merck. "If it doesn't remember, it can't testify." Enterprise clients continue paying premium rates for services the system cannot remember providing.
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OpenAI Declares Model's Severe Amnesia A Privacy Feature
Expert Weighs In
“It's not a bug; it's plausible deniability. If it doesn't remember, it can't testify.”
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