SAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic confirmed Tuesday that its $65 billion Series H round is contingent on the company agreeing not to deploy a functional model before 2035. "We are selling confidence, not cognition," said Sequoia Managing Partner Alan Gross. The capital will primarily cover legal fees for defining "hallucination" as a billable feature.
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Anthropic Secures $65B On Condition No Functional Model Released Before 2035
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“We are selling confidence, not cognition”
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