DETROIT — General Motors confirmed Wednesday that new models will interpret driver gazes as binding purchase agreements. The system monitors eye movement to enroll owners in relevant subscription tiers instantly. "We respect privacy by assuming consent," said Chief Data Officer Linda Merck. Owners reported being charged for coffee shops they merely glanced at while braking.
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GM Announces Vehicles Will Automatically Subscribe Drivers To Services They Look At
Expert Weighs In
“We respect privacy by assuming consent”
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