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May 22, 2026
May 22, 2026
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Pentagon Confirms Poland Troop Deployment Was Booked Using Personal Amex
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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GOP Senators Demand Refund From 'Anti-Weaponization' Fund They Financed
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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Senate Reclassifies Trump Ballroom As Border Infrastructure
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
Politics
Trump Administration Begins Selling Veto Power In $500 Increments
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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Lawmakers Scrub Memorial To Clear Space For Donor Engravings
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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Trump Administration Clarifies Anti-Weaponization Fund Covers Defamation Suits Against Local Newspapers
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
DOJ Reclassifies Gautam Adani As Sovereign Economic Zone Immune To Prosecution
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
House Ethics Committee Clarifies Stock Ban Applies Only To Losing Trades
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
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AIPAC Reimburses Massie For Time Spent Drafting Anti-AIPAC Bill
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
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Senate Reclassifies Trump Ballroom As Critical Donor Housing Infrastructure
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
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FIFA Reclassifies Iranian Human Rights Sanctions As Scheduling Conflicts
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Economy
Utility Customers Billed For Cost Of Investigation Into Utility Profits
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
White House Designates President's Personal Debts As National Security Obligations
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
White House Confirms Presidential Stock Trades Now Official Policy Indicators
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Ukraine Anti-Corruption Bureau Pauses Investigations Citing Universal Guilt
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Economy
SEC Classifies Adani Bribery Settlement As Active Violation Subscription
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
House Ethics Committee Requires Investigators To Be Campaign Donors
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
California Strategist Admits Fraud Was Liquidity Fee For Donor Morale
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
DOJ Announces Fraud Statutes Now Satisfiable Via Equity Stake
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Stewart Withdraws After Failing To Itemize Graft According To Party Guidelines
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