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Jun 16, 2026
Jun 16, 2026
Politics
Department of Education To Bill Schools For Cost of Its Own Abolition
Jun 16, 2026
Jun 16, 2026
Politics
DOJ Approves Paramount-Warner Merger After Objection Memo Lacks Cover Sheet
Jun 16, 2026
Jun 16, 2026
Politics
Kremlin Classifies Putin's Cellular Decay As Act Of Treason
Jun 15, 2026
Jun 15, 2026
Politics
Park Service Rebrands Independence Day As Warm-Up Act For Trump Rally
Jun 15, 2026
Jun 15, 2026
Politics
State Department Confirms Ceasefire Valid Only During Eastern Standard Business Hours
Jun 15, 2026
Jun 15, 2026
Politics
PM Office Declares Administrative Emergency Over Lack Of Existential Threats
Jun 15, 2026
Jun 15, 2026
Economy
Aetna Raises Rates To Encourage 'Financial Independence' From Care
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14, 2026
Politics
Trump Presents Itemized Invoices To Allies At G7 Summit
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14, 2026
Politics
Trump Voids Iran Accord Citing Beirut Strike As Material Breach Of Contract
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14, 2026
Politics
Trump Halts Middle East Bombardment To Ensure Optimal Photo Op Lighting
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14, 2026
Politics
G7 Agenda Includes Scheduled 45-Minute Window For Authentic Public Outrage
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14, 2026
Economy
Global Bitcoin Council Removes 'Spend' Function To Protect Valuation
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14, 2026
Politics
Georgia GOP Rules Trump Endorsement Supersedes Runoff Election
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14, 2026
Politics
Trump Transition Team Prioritizes Candidates With No Understanding Of Government
Jun 14, 2026
Jun 14, 2026
Politics
Trump Endorses Collins After Candidate Agrees To Let Him Draft Legislation In Sharpie
Jun 13, 2026
Jun 13, 2026
Politics
North Korea Marks Denuclearisation Request As 'Resolved'
Jun 13, 2026
Jun 13, 2026
Politics
Police Department Announces AI-Generated Evidence Will Replace Witness Testimony
Jun 13, 2026
Jun 13, 2026
Politics
TSA Gold+ Members Exempt From Screening After Signing Liability Waiver
Jun 13, 2026
Jun 13, 2026
Politics
House Bill Ties Border Policy Validity To Trump's Physical Presence In Oval Office
Jun 13, 2026
Jun 13, 2026
Politics
Trump Campaign Mails Itemized Invoices For Future Services Owed By Donors

#Satire

Department of Education To Bill Schools For Cost of Its Own Abolition

DOJ Approves Paramount-Warner Merger After Objection Memo Lacks Cover Sheet

Kremlin Classifies Putin's Cellular Decay As Act Of Treason

Park Service Rebrands Independence Day As Warm-Up Act For Trump Rally

State Department Confirms Ceasefire Valid Only During Eastern Standard Business Hours

PM Office Declares Administrative Emergency Over Lack Of Existential Threats

Aetna Raises Rates To Encourage 'Financial Independence' From Care

Trump Presents Itemized Invoices To Allies At G7 Summit

Trump Voids Iran Accord Citing Beirut Strike As Material Breach Of Contract

Trump Halts Middle East Bombardment To Ensure Optimal Photo Op Lighting

G7 Agenda Includes Scheduled 45-Minute Window For Authentic Public Outrage

Global Bitcoin Council Removes 'Spend' Function To Protect Valuation

Georgia GOP Rules Trump Endorsement Supersedes Runoff Election

Trump Transition Team Prioritizes Candidates With No Understanding Of Government

Trump Endorses Collins After Candidate Agrees To Let Him Draft Legislation In Sharpie

North Korea Marks Denuclearisation Request As 'Resolved'

Police Department Announces AI-Generated Evidence Will Replace Witness Testimony

TSA Gold+ Members Exempt From Screening After Signing Liability Waiver

House Bill Ties Border Policy Validity To Trump's Physical Presence In Oval Office

Trump Campaign Mails Itemized Invoices For Future Services Owed By Donors