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Jun 20, 2026
Jun 20, 2026
Politics
Hawks Devastated As Sanctions Removal Eliminates Primary Foreign Policy Hobby
Jun 15, 2026
Jun 15, 2026
Politics
White House Confirms Strait of Hormuz Reopened After Settling Outstanding Toll Balance
Jun 12, 2026
Jun 12, 2026
Politics
White House Claims Hormuz Control Via Seabed Plaque
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
White House Demands Iran Sign Updated Terms Of Service Before Sanctions Lifted
May 30, 2026
May 30, 2026
Politics
Trump Claims Victory After Iran Agrees To Sell Filing Cabinets To His Hotels
May 29, 2026
May 29, 2026
Politics
Trump Delays Iran Deal Until Map Makes Country Look Smaller
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Trump Postpones Iran Strike Pending Post-War Branding Review
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
House Leadership Clarifies Epstein Ties Acceptable Provided Israel Vote Aligns
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Trump Replaces All U.S. Diplomats in China With Single Framed Photo of Handshake With Xi Jinping
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Trump Signs New Iran Nuclear Deal Verbatim Identical To Obama’s ‘Horrible’ JCPOA
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Treasury Department Claims Copyright On Concept Of Economic Sanctions
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
Trump Declares China Visit a Triumph After Xi Jinping Agrees to Unfollow Him More Slowly
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
State Department Formally Classifies High Gas Prices as ‘Diplomatic Irrelevancy’
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Sen. Rick Scott Urges Trump to Defeat Iran with Strongly Worded Memo
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