WASHINGTON — The House Ethics Committee clarified Thursday that sexual harassment settlements qualify as campaign contributions under new liquidity guidelines. The directive allows members to write off liability payments as donor matches. Staffers say this ensures bad behavior remains fiscally neutral for the party.
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House Ethics Committee Rules Harassment Settlements Count Toward Fundraising Quotas
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“It is inefficient to penalize revenue generation.”
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