WASHINGTON — The Senate Banking Committee ruled Thursday that testimonies regarding streamlining must be filed using Form 89-B, a 40-page document requiring notarized signatures. Sen. Thom Tillis defended the protocol, admitting the goal is to exhaust witnesses into silence. Witnesses were told submissions lacking the correct staple count would be returned unprocessed.
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Senate Committee Requires 40-Page Form To Report Paperwork Reduction
Expert Weighs In
“If we skip the verification steps, how do we know they aren't lying about skipping steps?”
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