MENLO PARK — Meta HR confirmed Wednesday that pupil-dilation and keystroke data collected from staff headsets will be used to calibrate the empathy settings on automated termination bots. Management stated the feedback loop ensures dismissals feel 'personally tailored.' Staff representatives noted the policy effectively requires workers to fund their own obsolescence.
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Meta Confirms Employee Biometric Data Will Calibrate Empathy Settings On Layoff Bots
Expert Weighs In
“We're democratizing the means of production, specifically the means of your termination.”
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