MENLO PARK — Meta confirmed Tuesday that staff wishing to utilize the new 30-minute untracked window must first deduct the time from their accrued vacation balance. Director David Chen said, "Privacy is a cost center we need to offset against human capital depreciation." Sensors will remain active to verify non-productivity status during the break.
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Meta Classifies Untracked Employee Time As Billable Luxury Benefit
Expert Weighs In
“Privacy is a cost center we need to offset against human capital depreciation.”
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