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Jul 9, 2026
Jul 9, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Strike Targets Selected For Campaign Aesthetic
Jul 9, 2026
Jul 9, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Invoices Latin American Nations For Continued Non-Interference
Jul 8, 2026
Jul 8, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Logs Civilian Casualties As Administrative Overhead
Jul 6, 2026
Jul 6, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Naval Strike Success Based On Explosion Footage Quality
Jul 1, 2026
Jul 1, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Moves Drone Command To Unmoderated WhatsApp Group
Jun 28, 2026
Jun 28, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Pre-Scheduled Strikes Overrode Peace Treaty Calendar Invite
Jun 28, 2026
Jun 28, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Strike Footage Optimized For Vertical Mobile Viewing
Jun 27, 2026
Jun 27, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Strikes Timed To Meet Q3 Munitions Expenditure Quota
Jun 26, 2026
Jun 26, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Unveils Tiered Subscription Model For NATO Nuclear Umbrella
Jun 25, 2026
Jun 25, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Fulfills Obligation To Explain Removals With Definition Of 'Explain'
Jun 25, 2026
Jun 25, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Domestic Live-Fire Exercises Required To Deplete Budget
Jun 25, 2026
Jun 25, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Enrolls In Lockheed Martin Defense-as-a-Service Subscription Plan
Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Replaces Retiring Generals With Stock Trading Algorithms
Jun 23, 2026
Jun 23, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Admits Alibaba Blacklist Intended To Protect US Retailers From Price Competition
Jun 23, 2026
Jun 23, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Switches Iran War To Auto-Renew Billing
Jun 19, 2026
Jun 19, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Switches Active Wars To Monthly Billing Cycle
Jun 18, 2026
Jun 18, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Requires NATO Allies To Submit Credit Checks Before Troop Deployment
Jun 11, 2026
Jun 11, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Strikes Were Late Fee For Missed Deal Deadline
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Confirms Sleeping Officer Satisfies AI Oversight Requirement
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
Pentagon: Recent Strikes Validated By Trump Golf Course Murmur
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