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May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
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Trump Endorses Massie’s Primary Opponent, a Cardboard Cutout He Describes as ‘Tremendous Spine’
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Trump Postpones Iran War to Finalize Luxury Hotel Licensing Deal
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
World
Israel Extends Ceasefire With Lebanon Indefinitely, Immediately Launches Ceasefire Enforcement Strikes
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
Trump Declares China Visit a Triumph After Xi Jinping Agrees to Unfollow Him More Slowly
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
Senate Reclassifies Trump Ballroom As Critical Donor Housing Infrastructure
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
Trump Attempts To Purchase Rally Soda With Equity Stake In Nevada Shell Company
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
Trump Announces Inflation Is Over Because He Personally Feels Richer Now
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
Political Analysts Miss Trump’s Enduring Presence in American Politics, Locate Him Physically in Indiana Instead
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
Trump Demands Mar-a-Lago Be Declared a U.S. Embassy So Taxpayers Can Fund the Gift Shop
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Economy
Dow Plunges After Trump Finalizes Economic Decisions On Napkin
May 17, 2026
May 17, 2026
Politics
White House Designates President's Personal Debts As National Security Obligations
May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
Politics
Trump Declares Inflation Curbed After Haggling State Banquet Tab
May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
Politics
Treasury Announces Retroactive Loyalty Stipend For Investigated Donors
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
White House Confirms Presidential Stock Trades Now Official Policy Indicators
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
State Department Confirms Xi Insult Was Pre-Approved Line Item 4B On Summit Agenda
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Trump Mobile Confirms Flag Wallpaper Will Feature 12 Stripes To Avoid Math
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
GOP Senators Schedule Iran War Vote For One Hour After Strike Begins
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Trump Liquidates Taiwan Sovereignty To Cover Campaign Debt
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Trump Declares Trade Deficit Erased After Xi Agreed To Call Him 'Sir'
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Interior Department Confirms National Garden Of American Heroes Will Feature Only Trump Statues
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