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Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
Navy Completes $80 Million Submarine Repair To Meet Fiscal Year Spending Quota
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
DOJ Shifts Anti-Weaponization Operations To General Harassment Budget
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Awards $9.7 Billion Contract To Unlock Cost-Saving Feature
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
Department Pauses Ceasefire To Meet Quarterly Munitions Expenditure Quota
May 23, 2026
May 23, 2026
Politics
State Department Confirms War Will Continue Until Q3 Budget Surplus Is Exhausted
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
Politics
Senate Reclassifies Trump Ballroom As Border Infrastructure
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Senate Parliamentarian Rules GOP Can Fund Trump’s Billion-Dollar Ballroom If They Promise It’s Not a Ballroom
May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
Politics
Hasbara Ministry Sets 'Baseline Outrage' Quota for 2027 Budget
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