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May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
IRS Confirms It Will No Longer Audit Taxpayers Who Threaten To Abolish Agency
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
Harvard Claims DOJ Suit Infringes On University's Trademarked Negligence
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
EU Finance Ministers Request Itemized Receipts For Middle East Conflict
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
DOJ Clarifies Anti-Weaponization Fund Can Be Used To Sue Critics
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Delays Iran Strike Pending Acceptance Of Digital Terms Of Service
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Tech
Zuckerberg Family Office Renames Lifeguard Role To 'Aquatic Safety Optimization Specialist'
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
White House Cancels Iran Strike After Securing Fifth Fleet Naming Rights
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Economy
S&P 500 Reclassifies Imminent War As Minor Q3 Volatility
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
Trump Requires GOP Critics To Reimburse Him For Hurt Feelings Caused By Dissent
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
RNC Recodes Unfavorable Poll Responses As Enthusiastic Support
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Politics
White House Ties Ally Compensation Payouts To Frequency Of President's Name In Depositions
May 19, 2026
May 19, 2026
Economy
Standard Chartered AI Fires CEO After Labeling Him 'Lower-Value Human Capital'
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Cassidy Seeks $2.1 Million From DOJ Fund He Called A Slush Fund
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Delays Iran Strike Due To Conflict With Staff Golf Outing
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Trump Replaces All U.S. Diplomats in China With Single Framed Photo of Handshake With Xi Jinping
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Tech
FBI Launches ‘PlateSnap’ App, Offering Americans $0.05 for Every License Plate Photo
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Trump EPA Reclassifies Toxic PFAS as ‘Liberty Molecules’
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Trump Vows Iran War Will End ‘Any Day Now’ As Trump-Branded ETF Bets Heavily On Extended Conflict
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
World
U.S. Envoy to Greenland Hails 'Go Home' Chants as Traditional Inuit Welcome
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
Justice Department Opens $1.7 Billion Restitution Fund for Victims of Being Investigated While Loyal

#Satire

IRS Confirms It Will No Longer Audit Taxpayers Who Threaten To Abolish Agency

Harvard Claims DOJ Suit Infringes On University's Trademarked Negligence

EU Finance Ministers Request Itemized Receipts For Middle East Conflict

DOJ Clarifies Anti-Weaponization Fund Can Be Used To Sue Critics

Pentagon Delays Iran Strike Pending Acceptance Of Digital Terms Of Service

Zuckerberg Family Office Renames Lifeguard Role To 'Aquatic Safety Optimization Specialist'

White House Cancels Iran Strike After Securing Fifth Fleet Naming Rights

S&P 500 Reclassifies Imminent War As Minor Q3 Volatility

Trump Requires GOP Critics To Reimburse Him For Hurt Feelings Caused By Dissent

RNC Recodes Unfavorable Poll Responses As Enthusiastic Support

White House Ties Ally Compensation Payouts To Frequency Of President's Name In Depositions

Standard Chartered AI Fires CEO After Labeling Him 'Lower-Value Human Capital'

Cassidy Seeks $2.1 Million From DOJ Fund He Called A Slush Fund

Pentagon Delays Iran Strike Due To Conflict With Staff Golf Outing

Trump Replaces All U.S. Diplomats in China With Single Framed Photo of Handshake With Xi Jinping

FBI Launches ‘PlateSnap’ App, Offering Americans $0.05 for Every License Plate Photo

Trump EPA Reclassifies Toxic PFAS as ‘Liberty Molecules’

Trump Vows Iran War Will End ‘Any Day Now’ As Trump-Branded ETF Bets Heavily On Extended Conflict

U.S. Envoy to Greenland Hails 'Go Home' Chants as Traditional Inuit Welcome

Justice Department Opens $1.7 Billion Restitution Fund for Victims of Being Investigated While Loyal