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May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
Politics
Hasbara Ministry Sets 'Baseline Outrage' Quota for 2027 Budget
May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
Politics
Fetterman Clarifies Role Within Democratic Caucus Is Unpaid Republican Intern
May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
Politics
RNC Requires Trump's Voice Print To Unlock Campaign Bank Accounts
May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
Politics
Trump Reclassifies U.S. Economy as Negotiating Tool in Iran Talks, Suspends All Economic Reporting
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Energy Secretary Confirms Strait Of Hormuz To Resume Summer Season
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Smithsonian Adds Impeachment to Trump Portrait Label, But Only With Disclaimer That It Might Not Have Happened
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Requires Civilians To Opt-In For Airstrike Safety
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Florida Issues $58 Million Refund To Former Alligator Alcatraz Guests Citing Poor Amenities
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Tech
NovaFlow Board Formally Adopts AI Psychosis as Corporate Strategy
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Tech
Tesla Confirms Robotaxi Crashes Were Mandatory 'Impact Tests' Under New Collision Validation Directive
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
DeSantis Administration Tells Court Gerrymandering Claim Is Invalid Because Map Was Drawn by ‘Feel’
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Trump Mobile Confirms Flag Wallpaper Will Feature 12 Stripes To Avoid Math
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Ukraine Anti-Corruption Bureau Pauses Investigations Citing Universal Guilt
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
GOP Senators Schedule Iran War Vote For One Hour After Strike Begins
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Tech
GoPro Reclassifies Ski Vacation Footage As Classified Reconnaissance Data
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Trump Liquidates Taiwan Sovereignty To Cover Campaign Debt
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Trump Declares Trade Deficit Erased After Xi Agreed To Call Him 'Sir'
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Interior Department Confirms National Garden Of American Heroes Will Feature Only Trump Statues
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
White House Ballroom Already Finished at Trump Hotel, Officials Say
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Hungarian Public Broadcasters Lose Rights To Broadcast Factual Statements

#Satire

Hasbara Ministry Sets 'Baseline Outrage' Quota for 2027 Budget

Fetterman Clarifies Role Within Democratic Caucus Is Unpaid Republican Intern

RNC Requires Trump's Voice Print To Unlock Campaign Bank Accounts

Trump Reclassifies U.S. Economy as Negotiating Tool in Iran Talks, Suspends All Economic Reporting

Energy Secretary Confirms Strait Of Hormuz To Resume Summer Season

Smithsonian Adds Impeachment to Trump Portrait Label, But Only With Disclaimer That It Might Not Have Happened

Pentagon Requires Civilians To Opt-In For Airstrike Safety

Florida Issues $58 Million Refund To Former Alligator Alcatraz Guests Citing Poor Amenities

NovaFlow Board Formally Adopts AI Psychosis as Corporate Strategy

Tesla Confirms Robotaxi Crashes Were Mandatory 'Impact Tests' Under New Collision Validation Directive

DeSantis Administration Tells Court Gerrymandering Claim Is Invalid Because Map Was Drawn by ‘Feel’

Trump Mobile Confirms Flag Wallpaper Will Feature 12 Stripes To Avoid Math

Ukraine Anti-Corruption Bureau Pauses Investigations Citing Universal Guilt

GOP Senators Schedule Iran War Vote For One Hour After Strike Begins

GoPro Reclassifies Ski Vacation Footage As Classified Reconnaissance Data

Trump Liquidates Taiwan Sovereignty To Cover Campaign Debt

Trump Declares Trade Deficit Erased After Xi Agreed To Call Him 'Sir'

Interior Department Confirms National Garden Of American Heroes Will Feature Only Trump Statues

White House Ballroom Already Finished at Trump Hotel, Officials Say

Hungarian Public Broadcasters Lose Rights To Broadcast Factual Statements