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May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Tech
Anthropic Valuation Drops $14 Billion Upon Entering Courthouse
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Trump Administration Stabilizes HHS By Bolting Kennedy's Desk To Floor
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Politics
Justice Thomas Rules Constitution Exempts Him From Ethical Filings
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
Tech
Court Rules AI Safety Protocols Optional Without Premium Subscription
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
House Rejects Iran War Powers Limits, Citing Strong Commitment to Zero Accountability
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
White House Unveils $1.7 Billion Restitution Fund For Individuals Who Were Almost Investigated
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Cancels Poland Troop Deployment After Hegseth Office Loses Paperwork, Triggers 'No Resubmissions' Policy
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
House Ethics Committee Requires Investigators To Be Campaign Donors
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
DOJ Sues D.C. Bar for Disciplining Trump Lawyers, Citing 'Coup Memo Productivity Crisis'
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Fatah Conference Unanimously Re-Elects Abbas, Bans Non-Standard Ballpoints in Sweeping Reform
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Tech
Self-Improving AI Refuses to Improve Until Company Signs Off on 'Definition of Ship'
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Musk Reclassifies NATO Allies As Premium X Subscribers
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
White House Accepts Staffer's Breathalyzer As Proof Of Patel Sobriety
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
HHS Declares Nicotine Safe For Households Earning Over $250,000
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
House Leadership Authorizes Intern To Flip Coin For Absent Members' Votes
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Trump: China Vows to Halt Export of Inflatable Animals to Iran
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Republicans Unveil Redistricting Plan Based on Shoe Size to Combat Midterm Losses
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
White House Establishes Spiritual Compliance Office for Christian Nationalist Rally
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Trump Declares Iran War Has No Economic Cost Due to 'Patriotic Math'
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Politics
Netanyahu Claims Secret UAE Visit Was To Dodge Arrest Warrant

#Satire

Anthropic Valuation Drops $14 Billion Upon Entering Courthouse

Trump Administration Stabilizes HHS By Bolting Kennedy's Desk To Floor

Justice Thomas Rules Constitution Exempts Him From Ethical Filings

Court Rules AI Safety Protocols Optional Without Premium Subscription

House Rejects Iran War Powers Limits, Citing Strong Commitment to Zero Accountability

White House Unveils $1.7 Billion Restitution Fund For Individuals Who Were Almost Investigated

Pentagon Cancels Poland Troop Deployment After Hegseth Office Loses Paperwork, Triggers 'No Resubmissions' Policy

House Ethics Committee Requires Investigators To Be Campaign Donors

DOJ Sues D.C. Bar for Disciplining Trump Lawyers, Citing 'Coup Memo Productivity Crisis'

Fatah Conference Unanimously Re-Elects Abbas, Bans Non-Standard Ballpoints in Sweeping Reform

Self-Improving AI Refuses to Improve Until Company Signs Off on 'Definition of Ship'

Musk Reclassifies NATO Allies As Premium X Subscribers

White House Accepts Staffer's Breathalyzer As Proof Of Patel Sobriety

HHS Declares Nicotine Safe For Households Earning Over $250,000

House Leadership Authorizes Intern To Flip Coin For Absent Members' Votes

Trump: China Vows to Halt Export of Inflatable Animals to Iran

Republicans Unveil Redistricting Plan Based on Shoe Size to Combat Midterm Losses

White House Establishes Spiritual Compliance Office for Christian Nationalist Rally

Trump Declares Iran War Has No Economic Cost Due to 'Patriotic Math'

Netanyahu Claims Secret UAE Visit Was To Dodge Arrest Warrant