#doge

• Jul 6, 2026
  Jul 6, 2026

  Politics

  DOGE Eliminates Own Department To Meet Quarterly Efficiency Targets

  
• Jul 1, 2026
  Jul 1, 2026

  Politics

  DOGE Converts USAID Life Support Programs To Tiered Subscription Model

  
• Jun 16, 2026
  Jun 16, 2026

  Politics

  DOGE Replaces Screwworm Monitoring With Premium Tier Alert System

  
• Jun 8, 2026
  Jun 8, 2026

  Politics

  DOGE Declares Screwworms 'Disruptive Innovators' Exempt From Eradication

  
• Jun 6, 2026
  Jun 6, 2026

  Politics

  DOGE Commission Announces Q4 Savings Achieved By Reclassifying 4 Million Citizens As Optional

  
• Jun 2, 2026
  Jun 2, 2026

  Politics

  DOGE Reclassifies Vehicle Brakes As Optional Luxury Feature

  
• May 27, 2026
  May 27, 2026

  Politics

  DOGE Disables Ebola Containment To Reduce Administrative Bloat