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Navy Pauses Taiwan Arms Sale To Secure Loan For Scottish Golf Club
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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GOP Senators Demand Refund From 'Anti-Weaponization' Fund They Financed
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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DOJ Announces Anti-Weaponization Fund Will Be Used To Litigate Against Applicants
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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Constitutional Court Rules Opposition Failed To File Intent To Lose
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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White House Requires Itemized Receipts For Political Persecution Claims
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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Trump Confirms Taiwan Call Is To Negotiate Naming Rights On Military Jets
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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DNC Orders Autopsy Report Revised For Excessive Clarity
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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DNC Autopsy Concludes Party Died From Acute Voter Exposure
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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Senate Reclassifies Trump Ballroom As Border Infrastructure
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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Trump Legal Fund Reclassifies Insurrection Fines As Operational Overhead
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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DOJ Announces Anti-Weaponization Fund To Prosecute Questions About Fund
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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Belarus Customs Delays Nuclear Shipment Pending Duty Assessment
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
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Trump Administration Begins Selling Veto Power In $500 Increments
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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Lawmakers Scrub Memorial To Clear Space For Donor Engravings
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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Massie Removed From Ballot For Demonstrating Literacy During Committee Hearing
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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Trump Postpones Iran Strike Pending Post-War Branding Review
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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DOJ Anti-Weaponization Fund Requires Applicants Submit Evidence They Claim Was Weaponized
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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Cabinet Office Reclassifies Prime Minister As Disposable Toner Cartridge
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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House Leadership Clarifies Epstein Ties Acceptable Provided Israel Vote Aligns
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
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Bezos Supports Luxury Home Tax, Exempts Own Estates As 'Logistical Hubs'
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