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Saturday, July 25, 2026
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White House Confirms Iran Escalation Purely For Brand Visibility
Jul 13, 2026
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DOJ Reclassifies Press Inquiries As Attempted Witness Tampering
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Interior Department Cites Bears Ears For Building Code Violations
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Judge Voids Trump IRS Settlement After President Invoices DOJ For Investigation Time
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Pentagon Deploys Sea Drones To Meet Minimum Usage Clause In Lease Agreement
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Pentagon Classifies Journalists Possessing Leaks As Removable Storage Devices
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DOJ Allocates 'Anti-Weaponization' Fund To Sue Critics Calling It Weaponized
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SEC Rules Trump Immune To Fraud Charges Since He Admitted It Was A Scam First
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White House Installs Toll Booth At Entrance To Strait Of Hormuz
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SC GOP To Complete Graham Term Using Algorithm Trained On Past Contradictions
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U.S., Iran Announce Rotating Shifts For Sovereignty Over Strait Of Hormuz
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Pentagon Declares Strait of Hormuz Open Despite Visible Firefight
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Pentagon Timed Gulf Strikes To Coincide With Raytheon Earnings Call
Jul 12, 2026
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Pentagon Will Classify Strait Of Hormuz As Navigable Whenever Trump Asserts It
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CDC To Maintain Life Expectancy By Reclassifying Death As Remote Work
Jul 12, 2026
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Carbon Firm Reclassifies Local Cemetery As 'High-Yield Organic Storage Site'
Jul 12, 2026
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HHS Preventive Care Panel Now Vetted By Secretary's Personal Intuition
Jul 12, 2026
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Trump Administration Withholds Aid Over Horizontal Drone Footage
Jul 12, 2026
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White House Clarifies Article 5 Only Applies If Trump Feels Respected During Handshake
Jul 11, 2026
Jul 11, 2026
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Trump Invoices NYT For Physical Damages Incurred While Reading Haberman Column
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