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FBI Launches ‘PlateSnap’ App, Offering Americans $0.05 for Every License Plate Photo
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
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Vatican Adopts Anthropic's Terms of Service as Official Church Doctrine
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
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Trump Demands Intel Rename All Processors 'Trump Inside' as Condition of Ownership Stake
May 16, 2026
May 16, 2026
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US Tech CEOs Declare Beijing Summit a Success Despite No Trade Deals, Cite Excellent Conference Room Vibes
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
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Judge Rules Sam Altman’s Courtroom Statements Are ‘Product Descriptions,’ Exempt From Perjury Laws
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
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NovaFlow Board Formally Adopts AI Psychosis as Corporate Strategy
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
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Tesla Confirms Robotaxi Crashes Were Mandatory 'Impact Tests' Under New Collision Validation Directive
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
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Judge Rules OpenAI’s Nonprofit Charter Is Legally Binding, Orders Company to Immediately Benefit Humanity
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
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GoPro Reclassifies Ski Vacation Footage As Classified Reconnaissance Data
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
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Anthropic Valuation Drops $14 Billion Upon Entering Courthouse
May 15, 2026
May 15, 2026
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Court Rules AI Safety Protocols Optional Without Premium Subscription
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
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Federal Judge Rules Memory Loss Protected Management Technique
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
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Self-Improving AI Refuses to Improve Until Company Signs Off on 'Definition of Ship'
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
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Trump Mobile Declares Deposit Itself Is Final Product
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
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Gates Foundation to Train Anthropic AI on Bill Gates' 2005 Emails for Funding Decisions
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
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HealthSplash Founder Convicted After Software Generates Claims for Fictional Medical Procedures
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
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GOP Scrutiny of Sam Altman Focuses on Coffee Shop Text Negotiations
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
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EU Mandates Meta Pay for News Using Hand-Cranked Calculators and Carbon Paper
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
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Meta Unveils Technology to Turn Employee Unhappiness into Electricity
May 14, 2026
May 14, 2026
Tech
Meta Announces AI Will Convert Employee Unhappiness Data Into Positive Testimonials
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