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Jul 8, 2026
Jul 8, 2026
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Vance Declares Excessive Competence Primary Indicator Of H-1B Fraud
Jul 2, 2026
Jul 2, 2026
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Florida Board Requires Undocumented Students To Pay For Oxygen Consumed During Lectures
Jul 2, 2026
Jul 2, 2026
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DHS Requires Female Tourists To Declare Womb Occupancy Status
Jun 27, 2026
Jun 27, 2026
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Trump Nominates Man Who Detained Waiter Over Wrong Wine As ICE Director
Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
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ICE Begins Mailing Itemized Invoices To Detainees For Facial Recognition Processing Fees
Jun 24, 2026
Jun 24, 2026
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Florida Closes Detention Center After Alligators Qualify For Housing Benefits
Jun 13, 2026
Jun 13, 2026
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DHS Awards $70bn Deportation Contract To Trump Hotel Collection
Jun 12, 2026
Jun 12, 2026
Politics
ICE Declares Lack Of Criminal Record High-Risk Security Indicator
Jun 12, 2026
Jun 12, 2026
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ICE Announces Detention Quotas Will Now Supersede Violent Felony Requirements
Jun 10, 2026
Jun 10, 2026
Politics
Hegseth Demands Retroactive Visas For Allied Forces At Normandy Ceremony
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
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House Republicans Allocate $70bn Immigration Fund For Direct Deportation Bribes
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
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Defense Secretary Classifies D-Day Landings As Unprocessed Mass Migration Event
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
Homan Unveils Plan For ICE Agents To Stand Around Looking Busy In NYC
Jun 5, 2026
Jun 5, 2026
Politics
ICE Reclassifies Detainee Deaths As Voluntary Administrative Exits To Meet Quarterly Quotas
Jun 5, 2026
Jun 5, 2026
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ICE Reclassifies Post-Release Fatalities As Successful Self-Deportations
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
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French Ministry Rules High School Diploma Invalidates Residency Permit
May 22, 2026
May 22, 2026
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USCIS: Intent To Remain Disqualifies Applicants From Permission To Remain
May 22, 2026
May 22, 2026
Politics
Immigration Court Offers Deported Man Store Credit For Wrongful Removal
May 22, 2026
May 22, 2026
Politics
USCIS Requires Green Card Forms Be Mailed From Foreign Country
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
Politics
IRS To Mail Tax Forms To Undocumented Workers At ICE Detention Centers
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