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May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
White House Requires Employees Sign NDAs Affirming All Negative Reports Are Fabricated
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
Florida Judge Rules GOP Map Constitutional Because Constitution Does Not Explicitly Forbid 'Winning'
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
Texas GOP Committee Decides Runoff Winner Based On Spray Tan Match To Trump
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
Vatican Confirms New Encyclical Written By AI Optimized To Maximize Guilt-Induced Donations
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
White House Classifies All Federal Knowledge As President's Personal Property
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
Trump Visits Walter Reed To Renew Body Warranty
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
Alabama Legislature Submits Voting Map With 'Intent To Discriminate' Box Checked
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
EPA Solves PFAS Crisis By Declaring Human Livers Non-Essential Infrastructure
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Economy
Collections Firm AI Instructed To Reject Payments That Settle Balances
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Economy
Alcoa Extends Geopolitical Tensions Through Q4 To Stabilize Margins
May 25, 2026
May 25, 2026
Politics
Likud Campaign Calibrates Airstrike Intensity To Match Swing Voter Polling
May 25, 2026
May 25, 2026
Politics
White House Delays Ceasefire Until Conflict Hits 100 Days For Marketing Synergy
May 25, 2026
May 25, 2026
Politics
Trump Orders State Department To Delay Iran Deal Until Sweeps Week
May 24, 2026
May 24, 2026
Politics
GOP Fundraising Chairmen Urge Trump To Reject Iran Peace Deal Due To Q3 Revenue Projections
May 24, 2026
May 24, 2026
Politics
White House Insists Iran Deal Include Ratings Escape Clause
May 24, 2026
May 24, 2026
Politics
White House Requires Iran Deal Documents Use 'Very Strong' Font
May 24, 2026
May 24, 2026
Politics
GOP Hawks Insist War Continue To Avoid Cancelation Fees On Victory Parade
May 24, 2026
May 24, 2026
Politics
Iran Demands Trump Concede 1514 Battle Before Sanctions Lifted
May 24, 2026
May 24, 2026
Politics
White House Confirms Peace Treaty Exists Because President Ended Call
May 23, 2026
May 23, 2026
Politics
Trump Declares Iran War Over Following Negotiations With Himself

#satire

White House Requires Employees Sign NDAs Affirming All Negative Reports Are Fabricated

Florida Judge Rules GOP Map Constitutional Because Constitution Does Not Explicitly Forbid 'Winning'

Texas GOP Committee Decides Runoff Winner Based On Spray Tan Match To Trump

Vatican Confirms New Encyclical Written By AI Optimized To Maximize Guilt-Induced Donations

White House Classifies All Federal Knowledge As President's Personal Property

Trump Visits Walter Reed To Renew Body Warranty

Alabama Legislature Submits Voting Map With 'Intent To Discriminate' Box Checked

EPA Solves PFAS Crisis By Declaring Human Livers Non-Essential Infrastructure

Collections Firm AI Instructed To Reject Payments That Settle Balances

Alcoa Extends Geopolitical Tensions Through Q4 To Stabilize Margins

Likud Campaign Calibrates Airstrike Intensity To Match Swing Voter Polling

White House Delays Ceasefire Until Conflict Hits 100 Days For Marketing Synergy

Trump Orders State Department To Delay Iran Deal Until Sweeps Week

GOP Fundraising Chairmen Urge Trump To Reject Iran Peace Deal Due To Q3 Revenue Projections

White House Insists Iran Deal Include Ratings Escape Clause

White House Requires Iran Deal Documents Use 'Very Strong' Font

GOP Hawks Insist War Continue To Avoid Cancelation Fees On Victory Parade

Iran Demands Trump Concede 1514 Battle Before Sanctions Lifted

White House Confirms Peace Treaty Exists Because President Ended Call

Trump Declares Iran War Over Following Negotiations With Himself