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May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
Politics
DNC Autopsy Concludes Party Died From Acute Voter Exposure
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
Politics
Trump Legal Fund Reclassifies Insurrection Fines As Operational Overhead
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
Politics
DOJ Announces Anti-Weaponization Fund To Prosecute Questions About Fund
May 21, 2026
May 21, 2026
Politics
Trump Administration Begins Selling Veto Power In $500 Increments
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Tech
xAI Investors Approve $6.4B 'Attention Tribute' For Musk
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Lawmakers Scrub Memorial To Clear Space For Donor Engravings
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Massie Removed From Ballot For Demonstrating Literacy During Committee Hearing
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Sport
Florida Coach Demands Players Hold Minimum Wage Jobs To Prove Amateur Status
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Trump Postpones Iran Strike Pending Post-War Branding Review
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
DOJ Anti-Weaponization Fund Requires Applicants Submit Evidence They Claim Was Weaponized
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Tech
Colossal Biosciences Confirms Revived Dodos Will Require Monthly Subscription
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Cabinet Office Reclassifies Prime Minister As Disposable Toner Cartridge
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
State Department Reinstates Ahmadinejad To Save Onboarding Time
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Ben-Gvir Demands Better Lighting For Detainee Taunt Video
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
IRS To Recoup Trump Tax Immunity Costs By Auditing Poor
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Trump Gaza Board Delays Rebuild Pending Logo Placement Approval
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
RNC Announces Primary Results Will Be Adjusted For Trump Alignment
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
U.S. Mint Delays 250th Anniversary Coin Pending Trump's Verification He Signed Declaration
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Georgia GOP Declares Election Results 'First Drafts' Subject To Editorial Review
May 20, 2026
May 20, 2026
Politics
Trump Campaign Fires Raffensperger For Missing Vote Procurement Quota

#Satire

DNC Autopsy Concludes Party Died From Acute Voter Exposure

Trump Legal Fund Reclassifies Insurrection Fines As Operational Overhead

DOJ Announces Anti-Weaponization Fund To Prosecute Questions About Fund

Trump Administration Begins Selling Veto Power In $500 Increments

xAI Investors Approve $6.4B 'Attention Tribute' For Musk

Lawmakers Scrub Memorial To Clear Space For Donor Engravings

Massie Removed From Ballot For Demonstrating Literacy During Committee Hearing

Florida Coach Demands Players Hold Minimum Wage Jobs To Prove Amateur Status

Trump Postpones Iran Strike Pending Post-War Branding Review

DOJ Anti-Weaponization Fund Requires Applicants Submit Evidence They Claim Was Weaponized

Colossal Biosciences Confirms Revived Dodos Will Require Monthly Subscription

Cabinet Office Reclassifies Prime Minister As Disposable Toner Cartridge

State Department Reinstates Ahmadinejad To Save Onboarding Time

Ben-Gvir Demands Better Lighting For Detainee Taunt Video

IRS To Recoup Trump Tax Immunity Costs By Auditing Poor

Trump Gaza Board Delays Rebuild Pending Logo Placement Approval

RNC Announces Primary Results Will Be Adjusted For Trump Alignment

U.S. Mint Delays 250th Anniversary Coin Pending Trump's Verification He Signed Declaration

Georgia GOP Declares Election Results 'First Drafts' Subject To Editorial Review

Trump Campaign Fires Raffensperger For Missing Vote Procurement Quota