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May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Tech
Anthropic Secures $65B On Condition No Functional Model Released Before 2035
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Politics
DOJ Releases Spending Guidelines For Anti-Weaponization Fund, Lists Retaliation As Approved Expense
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Tech
SpaceX Counsel Confirms Contracts Subject To Musk's Daily Mood Calibration
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Politics
Treasury Clarifies Trump Accounts Are Direct Subsidies To President
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Society
UC Faculty Votes To Replace Math Requirement With Direct Cash Transfer To Department Chair
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Politics
IRS Announces Restitution Fund Will Serve As Audit Division Bonus Pool
May 28, 2026
May 28, 2026
Tech
Google AI Instructed To Hallucinate Facts To Boost Ad Clicks
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Awards $9.7 Billion Contract To Unlock Cost-Saving Feature
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Economy
Fed Announces Inflation Metrics Will Now Be Based On Kevin Warsh's Grocery Receipts
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Tech
FAA Delegates Starship Safety Oversight To SpaceX Slack
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Trump Declares War On Iran Will Continue Until Polling Improves In Tehran
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Home Office Confirms Visa Data Leak Was Intended Community Vetting Feature
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Sport
FIFA Introduces Biometric Pricing Model Based On Fan Heart Rate During Checkout
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Border Czar Clarifies Force-Feeding Threshold Is 'Visibly Skeleton-Like'
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
White House Classifies Presidential Pauses As Top Secret Intelligence
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Sport
Senate Bill Reclassifies Player Labor As Unpaid Spiritual Enrichment
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Texas GOP Nominee Vows To Treat Truth Social Posts As Binding Case Law
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Texas GOP Lists Paxton's Indictment As Verified Leadership Experience
May 27, 2026
May 27, 2026
Politics
Texas GOP Confirms Senate Runoff Winner Determined By Who Trump Texted Back First
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
Politics
Trump Allies Declare Iran Deal Finalized Pending Terms, Content, Existence

#satire

Anthropic Secures $65B On Condition No Functional Model Released Before 2035

DOJ Releases Spending Guidelines For Anti-Weaponization Fund, Lists Retaliation As Approved Expense

SpaceX Counsel Confirms Contracts Subject To Musk's Daily Mood Calibration

Treasury Clarifies Trump Accounts Are Direct Subsidies To President

UC Faculty Votes To Replace Math Requirement With Direct Cash Transfer To Department Chair

IRS Announces Restitution Fund Will Serve As Audit Division Bonus Pool

Google AI Instructed To Hallucinate Facts To Boost Ad Clicks

Pentagon Awards $9.7 Billion Contract To Unlock Cost-Saving Feature

Fed Announces Inflation Metrics Will Now Be Based On Kevin Warsh's Grocery Receipts

FAA Delegates Starship Safety Oversight To SpaceX Slack

Trump Declares War On Iran Will Continue Until Polling Improves In Tehran

Home Office Confirms Visa Data Leak Was Intended Community Vetting Feature

FIFA Introduces Biometric Pricing Model Based On Fan Heart Rate During Checkout

Border Czar Clarifies Force-Feeding Threshold Is 'Visibly Skeleton-Like'

White House Classifies Presidential Pauses As Top Secret Intelligence

Senate Bill Reclassifies Player Labor As Unpaid Spiritual Enrichment

Texas GOP Nominee Vows To Treat Truth Social Posts As Binding Case Law

Texas GOP Lists Paxton's Indictment As Verified Leadership Experience

Texas GOP Confirms Senate Runoff Winner Determined By Who Trump Texted Back First

Trump Allies Declare Iran Deal Finalized Pending Terms, Content, Existence