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Latest Articles

Major Networks Reclassify Constitution As Background Lore

GOP Hawks Request Two-Week Extension On Iran Crisis To Meet Q4 Fundraising Goals

White House Delays Ceasefire Until Conflict Hits 100 Days For Marketing Synergy

Trump Orders State Department To Delay Iran Deal Until Sweeps Week

GOP Fundraising Chairmen Urge Trump To Reject Iran Peace Deal Due To Q3 Revenue Projections

White House Insists Iran Deal Include Ratings Escape Clause

White House Requires Iran Deal Documents Use 'Very Strong' Font

GOP Hawks Insist War Continue To Avoid Cancelation Fees On Victory Parade

Iran Demands Trump Concede 1514 Battle Before Sanctions Lifted

Tech Billionaires Bypass Escrow By Editing County Deeds Directly

White House Releases Full Text of Iran Treaty, It's Just Photo of Trump Pointing

White House Confirms Peace Treaty Exists Because President Ended Call

Trump Declares Iran War Over Following Negotiations With Himself

State Department Confirms War Will Continue Until Q3 Budget Surplus Is Exhausted

DOJ Announces Deleted Jan. 6 Records Shredded Into Confetti For Pardon Celebration

White House: Iran Ceasefire Contingent On Written Praise Of President's Bone Structure

Justice Department Reclassifies January 6 Riot As Routine HVAC Maintenance Drill

New York Times Introduces 'Narrative First' Verification Protocol For Conflict Zones

White House Confirms Portfolio Adjustments Serve As Executive Orders

Tesla Begins Billing Customers For Privilege Of Powering Mars Colony