#white house

• Jun 1, 2026
  Jun 1, 2026

  Politics

  White House Reclassifies Financial Desperation As Consumer Confidence

  
• Jun 1, 2026
  Jun 1, 2026

  Politics

  White House Substitutes President's Vitals With Golf Handicap And Steak Doneness

  
• May 31, 2026
  May 31, 2026

  Politics

  White House Reclassifies Nation's 250th Anniversary As Trump Birthday Party

  
• May 31, 2026
  May 31, 2026

  Politics

  White House Doctor Confirms President's Health Based On His Own Self-Assessment

  
• May 29, 2026
  May 29, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Delays Iran Deal Pending Situation Room Renovation

  
• May 27, 2026
  May 27, 2026

  Politics

  White House Classifies Presidential Pauses As Top Secret Intelligence

  
• May 26, 2026
  May 26, 2026

  Politics

  White House Requires Employees Sign NDAs Affirming All Negative Reports Are Fabricated

  
• May 25, 2026
  May 25, 2026

  Politics

  White House Unveils Framed Peace Treaty Containing Only Trump's Signature

  
• May 25, 2026
  May 25, 2026

  Politics

  White House Delays Ceasefire Until Conflict Hits 100 Days For Marketing Synergy

  
• May 22, 2026
  May 22, 2026

  Politics

  Tulsi Gabbard Resigns After White House Reclassifies Intelligence As 'Optional Suggestions'

  
• May 18, 2026
  May 18, 2026

  Politics

  Pentagon Delays Iran Strike Due To Conflict With Staff Golf Outing

  
• May 18, 2026
  May 18, 2026

  Politics

  Senate Parliamentarian Rules GOP Can Fund Trump’s Billion-Dollar Ballroom If They Promise It’s Not a Ballroom

  
• May 17, 2026
  May 17, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Announces Inflation Is Over Because He Personally Feels Richer Now

  
• May 17, 2026
  May 17, 2026

  Politics

  White House Confirms National Prayer Rally Will Feature Ecumenical Outreach to Second, Slightly Different Type of Evangelical

  
• May 15, 2026
  May 15, 2026

  Politics

  White House Confirms Presidential Stock Trades Now Official Policy Indicators

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  White House Accepts Staffer's Breathalyzer As Proof Of Patel Sobriety

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  DOJ Reclassifies Attorney General As Presidential Personal Attorney

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  White House Establishes Spiritual Compliance Office for Christian Nationalist Rally

  
• May 14, 2026
  May 14, 2026

  Politics

  White House Begins Triumphal Arch Excavation During Routine HVAC Repairs