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• May 17, 2026
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  Trump Demands Mar-a-Lago Be Declared a U.S. Embassy So Taxpayers Can Fund the Gift Shop

  
• May 17, 2026
  May 17, 2026

  Economy

  Dow Plunges After Trump Finalizes Economic Decisions On Napkin

  
• May 17, 2026
  May 17, 2026

  Sport

  FIFA Reclassifies Iranian Human Rights Sanctions As Scheduling Conflicts

  
• May 17, 2026
  May 17, 2026

  Economy

  Utility Customers Billed For Cost Of Investigation Into Utility Profits

  
• May 17, 2026
  May 17, 2026

  Politics

  White House Designates President's Personal Debts As National Security Obligations

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Colorado Governor Commutes Tina Peters' Sentence to Meet Federal Election Denial Quota

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Names Official ‘Blame Recipient’ for Long Island Railroad Strike

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Declares Inflation Curbed After Haggling State Banquet Tab

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Treasury Announces Retroactive Loyalty Stipend For Investigated Donors

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Kash Patel Codifies Pearl Harbor Snorkel as Mandatory ‘Aquatic Heritage’ Training for FBI Staff

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Hasbara Ministry Sets 'Baseline Outrage' Quota for 2027 Budget

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Fetterman Clarifies Role Within Democratic Caucus Is Unpaid Republican Intern

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  RNC Requires Trump's Voice Print To Unlock Campaign Bank Accounts

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Spain Creates Ministry of Non-Participation to Manage Eurovision Boycott

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Tech

  US Tech CEOs Declare Beijing Summit a Success Despite No Trade Deals, Cite Excellent Conference Room Vibes

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Supreme Court Rules Honest Gerrymandering Violates Procedural Decorum

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Reclassifies U.S. Economy as Negotiating Tool in Iran Talks, Suspends All Economic Reporting

  
• May 16, 2026
  May 16, 2026

  Politics

  Trump, Xi Sign Trade Deal Consisting Entirely Of Framed Handshake Photo

  
• May 15, 2026
  May 15, 2026

  Politics

  Energy Secretary Confirms Strait Of Hormuz To Resume Summer Season

  
• May 15, 2026
  May 15, 2026

  Tech

  Judge Rules Sam Altman’s Courtroom Statements Are ‘Product Descriptions,’ Exempt From Perjury Laws