#satire

• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  ICE Declares Lack Of Criminal Record High-Risk Security Indicator

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  Senate Votes To Submit Monthly Allowance Request To Elon Musk

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  Kennedy Center Bills Trump For Removal Labor, Cites Restocking Fee On Gold Lettering

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  White House Confirms Iran Settlement Payable In Expired Trump Hotel Coupons

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  White House Claims Hormuz Control Via Seabed Plaque

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Economy

  Forbes Reclassifies Musk Fortune As Sovereign Territory

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Legal Team Files Dispute With Court Clerk Over Felony Conviction Like Unauthorized Credit Charge

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Economy

  Developers Assure Investors West Bank Settlements Offer Strong ROI Despite Geneva Conventions

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  Archives Creates File For Biden Pardon That Was Never Issued

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  ICE Announces Detention Quotas Will Now Supersede Violent Felony Requirements

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Marks 80th Birthday With Mandatory Vitality Performance Review

  
• Jun 12, 2026
  Jun 12, 2026

  Politics

  Court Rules Yoon's Martial Law Decree Invalid Due To Expired Software License

  
• Jun 11, 2026
  Jun 11, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Transition Officials Require Intelligence Chief To Pre-Approve Reality

  
• Jun 11, 2026
  Jun 11, 2026

  Economy

  Medicare Advantage Provider Requires ROI Proposal Before Approving Rehab Care

  
• Jun 11, 2026
  Jun 11, 2026

  Politics

  Defence Secretary Quits After Budget Bans Preemptive Strikes On Hypothetical Enemies

  
• Jun 11, 2026
  Jun 11, 2026

  Economy

  Central Bank Pegs Ruble To Length Of Putin Speeches

  
• Jun 11, 2026
  Jun 11, 2026

  Politics

  USDA Reallocates Screwworm Prevention Funds To Claims Verification Division

  
• Jun 11, 2026
  Jun 11, 2026

  Tech

  Tech Firm Reclassifies AI Loading Time As Billable Strategic Thinking

  
• Jun 11, 2026
  Jun 11, 2026

  Politics

  Trump Campaign Reclassifies Anti-Trump Ballots As Non-Binding Customer Feedback

  
• Jun 11, 2026
  Jun 11, 2026

  Politics

  Pentagon Confirms Strikes Were Late Fee For Missed Deal Deadline