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Jun 13, 2026
Jun 13, 2026
Politics
DHS Awards $70bn Deportation Contract To Trump Hotel Collection
Jun 12, 2026
Jun 12, 2026
Politics
U.S., Iran Formalize 'Perpetual Near-Agreement' To Preserve Hazard Pay
Jun 12, 2026
Jun 12, 2026
Politics
ICE Declares Lack Of Criminal Record High-Risk Security Indicator
Jun 12, 2026
Jun 12, 2026
Politics
Kennedy Center Bills Trump For Removal Labor, Cites Restocking Fee On Gold Lettering
Jun 11, 2026
Jun 11, 2026
Politics
House Oversight Committee Formalizes 'Cover-Up' As Standard Procedural Step
Jun 11, 2026
Jun 11, 2026
Politics
UK, Australia, Canada Launch $4M Fund To Cover Cost Of Announcing $4M Fund
Jun 10, 2026
Jun 10, 2026
Politics
DOJ Admits Anti-Weaponization Fund Exists To Pay Lawyers Challenging Its Closure
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Politics
Social Security Administration Introduces Dynamic Pricing For Benefit Payouts
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Politics
IRS Confirms Taxpayer Addresses Available To Any Agency With Valid Stamp
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Politics
SSA Reclassifies Infinite Wait Times As Mandatory Financial Literacy Seminars
Jun 5, 2026
Jun 5, 2026
Politics
ICE Reclassifies Detainee Deaths As Voluntary Administrative Exits To Meet Quarterly Quotas
Jun 5, 2026
Jun 5, 2026
Tech
EU Commission Achieves Tech Sovereignty By Reclassifying U.S. Servers As European Property
Jun 5, 2026
Jun 5, 2026
Politics
ICE Reclassifies Post-Release Fatalities As Successful Self-Deportations
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
Kennedy Center Replaces Trump Name With 'Tenant Pending' Sign
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
Starmer Demands Musk Cease Dumping Unlicensed Division In UK Streets
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Politics
House Ends Iran War By Renaming It 'Overseas Contingency Operation'
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
State Dept Requires Vaccines Contain 5% Diplomatic Immunity Serum
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Columbia Reclassifies Protest Permitting As Religious Observance To Access Federal Grants
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
House Schedules Ukraine Aid Vote In Slot Reserved For Post Office Namings
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
Kremlin Reclassifies War Dead As Early Retirees To Balance Pension Fund
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