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House Ends Iran War By Renaming It 'Overseas Contingency Operation'
Jun 4, 2026
Jun 4, 2026
Tech
OmniCore Assistant Programmed To Interrupt Users Mid-Sentence For Ad Inventory
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Economy
Grimes County Approves Tax Incentive Exceeding SpaceX Plant's Total Value
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Minnesota GOP Schedules Chauvin Moment Of Silence Between Budget Approval And Raffle Drawing
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Paragon Health Institute Admits Fraud Figures Calculated Backward From Desired Budget Cut
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
EU Approves Ukraine Accession After Kyiv Agrees To Pay Hungary Late Fee
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Watchdog To Fund Iran War Probe Using Surplus From Investigated Munitions
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Tech
Amazon Confirms Layoffs Conducted To Reclaim Office Space For Server Racks
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
State Dept Requires Vaccines Contain 5% Diplomatic Immunity Serum
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Speaker Johnson Mandates All Biblical Citations Be Pre-Approved By Communications Director
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Tech
Google Introduces Fee For Publishers Seeking Exemption From Content Scraping
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Columbia Reclassifies Protest Permitting As Religious Observance To Access Federal Grants
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Tech
Uber To Handle All Future Layoffs Through Passenger 'Cancel Ride' Button
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Tech
Meta Classifies Untracked Employee Time As Billable Luxury Benefit
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Santos Placed Bets On Bills He Planned To Introduce Himself
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Politics
Texas Election Commission Classifies All Cast Ballots As Pending Fraud Evidence
Jun 3, 2026
Jun 3, 2026
Tech
Meta Confirms Employee Biometric Data Will Calibrate Empathy Settings On Layoff Bots
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
SSA Announces Benefits Will Now Be Paid In Promissory Notes Signed By Incumbent Representatives
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
Trump Names Indicted Donor To Head Counterintelligence Division
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
DOJ Reallocates Anti-Weaponization Fund To Prosecute Accusers
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