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Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
White House Sends Netanyahu Itemized Invoice For Dressing-Down Call
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
DOJ Redirects $1.776B Wrongful Prosecution Fund To Pay Lawyers Who Drafted Fund
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
Trump Appoints Personal Vetting Specialist To Lead National Intelligence
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
Hungary Adjusts Minority Count To Match EU Concession Quota
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
White House Declares Mortgage Status Primary Metric For Terror Threat Assessment
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
Oversight Committee Requires Epstein Witnesses To Submit Testimony Concluding No Wrongdoing
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
House Schedules Ukraine Aid Vote In Slot Reserved For Post Office Namings
Jun 2, 2026
Jun 2, 2026
Politics
Trump Organization Opens Online Store For Presidential Pardons
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
Downing Street Releases Mandelson Files Containing Only Redaction Marks
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
White House Suspends Iran Talks Over Poor Viewer Retention Metrics
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
DOJ Shifts Anti-Weaponization Operations To General Harassment Budget
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
DOJ Uses Trump-Era Anti-Weaponization Fund To Insure Future Weaponization
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
White House Liquidates Defense Fund To Cover President's IRS Settlement
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
Jill Biden Defines Campaign Progress As Literal Movement Of Book Tour Bus
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
Trump Campaign Files Motion To Reclassify Jan. 6 As Peaceful Tourism Day
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Economy
Deloitte Classifies Unauthorized Skill Acquisition As Time Theft
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
Pentagon Reclassifies Shot-Down Drones As Planned Depreciation Assets
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
Russian Defense Ministry Reclassifies Missile Misses As 'Randomized Impact Strategy'
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
Politics
White House Confirms Anti-Weaponization Fund Will Operate As Loyalty Program
May 31, 2026
May 31, 2026
Politics
Pence Announces Jan. 6 Historical Record Requires Formatting Adjustments

#Satire

White House Sends Netanyahu Itemized Invoice For Dressing-Down Call

DOJ Redirects $1.776B Wrongful Prosecution Fund To Pay Lawyers Who Drafted Fund

Trump Appoints Personal Vetting Specialist To Lead National Intelligence

Hungary Adjusts Minority Count To Match EU Concession Quota

White House Declares Mortgage Status Primary Metric For Terror Threat Assessment

Oversight Committee Requires Epstein Witnesses To Submit Testimony Concluding No Wrongdoing

House Schedules Ukraine Aid Vote In Slot Reserved For Post Office Namings

Trump Organization Opens Online Store For Presidential Pardons

Downing Street Releases Mandelson Files Containing Only Redaction Marks

White House Suspends Iran Talks Over Poor Viewer Retention Metrics

DOJ Shifts Anti-Weaponization Operations To General Harassment Budget

DOJ Uses Trump-Era Anti-Weaponization Fund To Insure Future Weaponization

White House Liquidates Defense Fund To Cover President's IRS Settlement

Jill Biden Defines Campaign Progress As Literal Movement Of Book Tour Bus

Trump Campaign Files Motion To Reclassify Jan. 6 As Peaceful Tourism Day

Deloitte Classifies Unauthorized Skill Acquisition As Time Theft

Pentagon Reclassifies Shot-Down Drones As Planned Depreciation Assets

Russian Defense Ministry Reclassifies Missile Misses As 'Randomized Impact Strategy'

White House Confirms Anti-Weaponization Fund Will Operate As Loyalty Program

Pence Announces Jan. 6 Historical Record Requires Formatting Adjustments