#satire

Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Economy
Trump Crypto Venture Formalizes Investor Losses As Revenue Stream
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Politics
Trump Campaign Classifies Crowd Booing As Verbal Cash Donations
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Politics
Defense Secretary Classifies D-Day Landings As Unprocessed Mass Migration Event
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Economy
Trump Family Unveils Crypto Token Where Investor Losses Count As Family Donations
Jun 9, 2026
Jun 9, 2026
Politics
Lindsey Graham Proposes Primary Be Decided By Who Can Reach Trump On Phone First
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
Justice Department Reclassifies Federal Prosecutions As Billable Client Hours
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
PM Rama Transfers National Sovereignty To Kushner Resort HOA
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
Homan Unveils Plan For ICE Agents To Stand Around Looking Busy In NYC
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
DOGE Declares Screwworms 'Disruptive Innovators' Exempt From Eradication
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
Vatican Invites Abuse Victims To Reconciliation Dinner Seated By Statute Of Limitations
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Politics
Pentagon: Recent Strikes Validated By Trump Golf Course Murmur
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
Economy
Novo Nordisk Partners With Landlords To Bulk-Prescribe Wegovy For Office Density
Jun 7, 2026
Jun 7, 2026
Politics
White House Classifies Request For Evidence As Act Of Domestic Terrorism
Jun 7, 2026
Jun 7, 2026
Politics
FBI Announces It Will Only Investigate Threats Mentioned On Sean Hannity's Show
Jun 7, 2026
Jun 7, 2026
Sport
FIFA Reverses Water Bottle Ban, Requires Fans Decant Liquids Into Official Branded Cups
Jun 7, 2026
Jun 7, 2026
Politics
Trump Says Iran Refusing To Sign Deal Until He Calls Them 'Very Smart Negotiators'
Jun 7, 2026
Jun 7, 2026
Economy
Paramount-WBD Merger Reclassifies Screenwriters As 'Content Predictive Text'
Jun 6, 2026
Jun 6, 2026
Politics
White House Confirms Pardons Included In Standard GOP Retirement Package
Jun 6, 2026
Jun 6, 2026
Politics
Writers Guild Rules Script Notes Override Federal Subpoenas
Jun 6, 2026
Jun 6, 2026
Politics
DNC Installs Partisan Filter On Sexual Misconduct Allegations

#satire

Trump Crypto Venture Formalizes Investor Losses As Revenue Stream

Trump Campaign Classifies Crowd Booing As Verbal Cash Donations

Defense Secretary Classifies D-Day Landings As Unprocessed Mass Migration Event

Trump Family Unveils Crypto Token Where Investor Losses Count As Family Donations

Lindsey Graham Proposes Primary Be Decided By Who Can Reach Trump On Phone First

Justice Department Reclassifies Federal Prosecutions As Billable Client Hours

PM Rama Transfers National Sovereignty To Kushner Resort HOA

Homan Unveils Plan For ICE Agents To Stand Around Looking Busy In NYC

DOGE Declares Screwworms 'Disruptive Innovators' Exempt From Eradication

Vatican Invites Abuse Victims To Reconciliation Dinner Seated By Statute Of Limitations

Pentagon: Recent Strikes Validated By Trump Golf Course Murmur

Novo Nordisk Partners With Landlords To Bulk-Prescribe Wegovy For Office Density

White House Classifies Request For Evidence As Act Of Domestic Terrorism

FBI Announces It Will Only Investigate Threats Mentioned On Sean Hannity's Show

FIFA Reverses Water Bottle Ban, Requires Fans Decant Liquids Into Official Branded Cups

Trump Says Iran Refusing To Sign Deal Until He Calls Them 'Very Smart Negotiators'

Paramount-WBD Merger Reclassifies Screenwriters As 'Content Predictive Text'

White House Confirms Pardons Included In Standard GOP Retirement Package

Writers Guild Rules Script Notes Override Federal Subpoenas

DNC Installs Partisan Filter On Sexual Misconduct Allegations